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The Thomas Brotherz: Music

You Can Call Me Fat Daddy

(The Thomas Brotherz)
April 11, 2009
Words and Music (c) P. Damico 2008 All Rights Reserved
You can call me Fat Daddy you can call me by name
Call me what you will I'll answer just the same
Dishes in the kitchen laundry on the floor.... Your looser
Brother moved in I can't take it no more....But
If it wasn't for you I wouln't be a happy man

You know I love yo' Mama, think she's one of a kind
She says her piece and she speaks her mind
She ain't the only one to school ya and give you advice
You got girl friends for that Fill yo viens with ice
But if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be a happy man

Now your Daddy said "Boy if you hurt her your done"
He polished off his Jack then he polished his gun
"Here's a 45 bullet with your name engraved
I got some space out back make a potters grave"
But if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be a happy man

Oh you got a nasty little sister like to shimmy 'n' shake
Lord the way she moves make my poor heart ache
But she ain't found her grove, so she's got nothing on you
And she don't write the rules so you've upped her by two
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be a happy man

You don't clean and you don't sew
You don't cook my breakfast when the rooster crows
Your readin' all them high fashion magazines
Make the mens take notice, always makin' a scene
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be a happy man